I had intended this week to be a treatise on the benefits and drawbacks of some of the distributed version control systems I’ve used recently, but instead it has become necessary for me to discuss a series of unfortunate events.
Several weeks ago I happily registered my shiny new business name – Dinosaur Party Software – and contacted Apple to upgrade to a Company developer program in preparation for my upcoming first game. Unfortunately, I was told in no uncertain terms that Apple had changed their policies “on advice from their legal department” and they were no longer accepting ABNs as a proof of company registration, only ACNs. When I pressed further on this, I was told outright that Apple would no longer accept Partnerships or Sole Traders as business entities. I would either have to incorporate (start a corporation, for the low low starting fee of $600+) or live with my own name stuck to my apps.
I don’t even know where to start on this topic. Sole traders, single programmers, teams of motivated hobbyists are the people that made the App Store what it is!! Giving them the finger is tantamount to bending over for Google to take its sweet Androidy time to jam home its share of the market. Certainly it’s moves like this that paint Apple as the new Microsoft.
The next piece of news is that I’ve lost my iPhone. With some sense of irony the universe deemed to remind me how much I suckle at the technological teat of Steve Jobs creativity right at a time when I most despise it. So with a gathering anger, and a hope that I can switch my plan over when the new iPhone gets released, I bought myself an Android phone outright to tide me over until the Jobs-milk runs anew.
Until a new phone gets announced and ends up in my hot little hands though, there’s little way for me to be able to release my game on iPhone in the next few weeks. Development will continue, but I can’t release without proper testing on hardware. The cross-platform code I’ve written will also prove useful for an Android port…or that’s what I was thinking before I stumbled upon something I definitely should have checked earlier: Google isn’t allowing Australian iPhone Developers to release paid apps onto their marketplace. They have no timeframe for when they expect them to be able to. Fuck. Just….just fuck.